

Well let me just say that I now know that bloggin aint easy, but somebodys gotta do it. I apologise for the dishevelled look of things around here, but adding pictues is just far too difficult and until I find a better way (and I will!) this is as good as it gets! So first and foremost you will see a space camp photo above this txt. When I was a kid i remember seeing the space camp commerifcals during day time tv (couldnt find the video, even on youtube) wishing I was staring at those television/computer screens rather than my own. Likely a scam/possible brainwashing center It doesnt bother me much that I never made it. But I love anything from my childhood, like most people, so its posted.

This is salad fingers. He is rediculous. I have been going on newgrounds in one way or the other cents 2nd or 3rd grade. When it was just me, tom fulp, and a couple teletubby games. Thats when flash was more of an art than a science. I recommend both, highly, so go head and wander your way on over to www.newgrounds.com and enjoy. Do not drown.
These ladies and gentlemen are chucks. I have not posted anymore nikes because they have been blogged to death. You will notice these are lather, and have BEAUTIFUL blue stitching on the all star. One of the few things that bothers me on the chuck is that patch which usually has navy stitching on it. Now, navy and black might go together in some peoples eyes, but not in mine. I just took my chuck off to exanimine it more, and its not neccesarily a navy blue but it is nowhere as brilliant as this pictures makes that royal blue look, and im onehelluva SUCKER for royal blue. geez, leme tell ya.


My post are taking some kind of orginization, and now that weve passed childhood and footwear, were on to nerddom! These are miniuatures from a tabletop game called WARHAMMER 40,000 aka warhammer 40k or even just 40k, im sure, amongst 1337 mofo's. Never played when I was a kid but my dad did buy me what I have realized was a tactical set of space marines. (nerd warning!) I dont know if these was the first fiction area to invent the cliche super bug aliens vs humans in big metal armors/mutant humans vs creepy aliens but it seems like it to me. It predates strarshiptroopesr, starcraft, predator,aliens, and everyhting esle i can think of. I give dnd most of the credit for every magic/elves/dwafs/dragons fiction after it, and I bestow upon you, warhammer 40k, a similair spot amongst the scifi crowd. One of my many guilty pleasures on the intnert is checking the 40k website daily, and I even used to lurk(SHOOP DA WHOOOPP!!!) over at dakkadakka.com cant say I have been recently..though.... I found a warhammer
wiki , and heres the official
site.

This is michael jacksons bus. I have a complete obsession with cars. Alot of people will tell you that, and It is easy to later discover that they have an obsession with overpriced, exotic, wheeled works of art and performance. Wheeled super fast art is by far my favorite flavor of cars, but I can even show love for mini vans! This is a "neoplan" type bus,and is essentialy a super modern european double decker decked out the to brim. I will not provide links for moar(lurk lurk lurk) info as I dont supporrt the rediculous sensationalim surround jacko's acution and this shit, so you can lurk it on your ownsome.
Well it happend, i needed to post a picture down here and uploaed it to blogger which put it way the fuck up up top. So im just here to apoligze for curisng and say this coke bottle is awsome. I like the silouhette (sp) of the og coke bottle but never liked the whole grooved-green-glass look. This, I think, is a way happy medium. I'm a big fan of a good logo, and the Coke Script is DEFFINATELY up there. I'am also a fan of huge rediculous branding, so these bottles pretty much perfect for me. Once you imagine the feel of frigid aluminum in your palm on a muggy summer day, this really starts to sound like the best medium for coke since horizontal mirrors.
That toatser movie! took me forever to figure out it was called "the brave little toaster" some things from childhood, to me, are highly murker and fuzzy. This movie is not one of them. I have not seen it since it was burned into the childhood portion of my brain but i still know that this is the seen from the junkyard, with the electromagnet with the mean eyes, that theres a monster truck guy that scoops them to his pawn shop, theres a sequence in a rediculous garden, and that at somepoint they escape through a fire escpae into a dumpster. compared to my memoires of other childhood movies (secrets of nihm, ferngully) thast an awfull lots of stuff. Great movie, plan on watching it on some boring college saturday.


I loved the Dark Knight, dont get me wrong, and Heath Ledger beasted, but thats not the joker i know and love. His suit was purple enough, he didn have a flower on his lapel, and he didnt sound like mark hammil. He got most of the big things right, missed a few (can anyone say harlyquin?) but its all good to me. I know any interpriation of a comic has to cut some things, and make upa few of its in (harley quin in the series...racheal daws? in the movie?!?!) but i think the ANIMATED SERIES is just so excellent. if you havent seen it, tivo it, buy it, torrent it, whatever. If you have seen it, remember it, rewatch it, cherish it. BATMAN! the animated seires! one of the greatest animated series EVER (shout out batman beyond, whlie were here) I cant get into how amazing this series really was. It was one of thoes things I watched well into my teendom, and now adulthood, and felt not guilty at all about. In fact the only other animated show i can really think of as widely acceptable to me in a social situation is...well...the simpsons!

Which brings us here. Theres alot of hype around the watchmen so i super nerded out and went ahead and found this completely arbitrary picture that suits me, my blog, and this paragraph perfectly. If you havent read the novel (its a big comic book, imo), and you see this movie, do NOT TALK AOBUT. the Fanboys will murder your newfag ass into over 9,000 pieces until next thursday, because they read it 2 days before loast thurdsay and way before the beging of time (lurk all of those prhaes, inviduaually, and you will understand the whole). It is a piece of pop culture treasure, an art masterpiece, a commentary in the ranks of woodwarps exposal of water, some of SNL's skit, with the deep plot of shakespear, and the insight of some real sociologist (durkheim? jane adams?). Its just amazing, and this picture make sme laugh everytime. I have looked/luaghed at this for days/dozens of times and JUST got the v for vendetta joke. Goddamn you simpsons writer, goddamn you to hellllzzzz!! times like these remind of me the simpsons first and foremst, but also of southpark, most notably SIMPSONS DID IT SIMPSONS DID IT. cause i mean, really, theyve run the old book, the newest book, everybook in between and gagged every gagged till it can choke no more. in any event, i took some nyquil 40 mins ago and its kickin in
Sorry this blog hasnt been as savvy, articulatre or easy to read as both of us hoped, but HEY! its been a while and i was bored. Plus now I have lurked a lil for you and gave you some directions to go in. I think of blogs as the internets gas stations. When your lost, they can really help you in the right direction, and when your bored from cruisin through the us highway system, they give you somewhere to take a break, enjoy the scenery, and meet some locals.